What would each zodiac sign be doing at a super lame party?

The zodiac sign's friend was having a party, turns out, it is seroiusly boring, what would each zodiac sign be doing?





Humor me :P|||haha,(:





Aries-Would be the life of the party! probreally will be the oldest guys/girls their.


Taurus-Would be in hers/his Pajamas, watching a movie on the couch, with a beer in their hand.


Gemini-Thinking either they should stay, or leave...and they will be outside, then inside, then outside.


Cancer-Crying, and eating...while in the bathroom, wishing that their lover were their to hug them.


Leo-Usually raping or singing to this weird, awkward singer that nobody likes.


Virgo-I really don't know...The people who are surrounding the other people i guess..haha


Libra-People who are being taken advantage of.


Scorpio-The ones who are loners, but they are hot so they belong lol


Sagittarius-Being active, and laughing and playing jokes to the people who seem depressed.


Capricorn-Talking about how they want to be the next "president" or talking about their homework.


Aquarius- People who have a nice smile, and are laughing and being "chill".


Pisces-Will be absorbing everything, and they will be daydreaming about what the party should have been....(:|||The Aquarians, Geminis, and Sagittarians would leave and have a party of their own together. The Cancers and Capricorns would be moping in a corner nursing their vodka and cran drinks being all pessimistic and emotional. The Leos and Aries would be trying to get the party started and failing miserably. The Pisceans and Librans would go looking for the signs that left the party for their own. The Virgos and Taureans would be shaking their damn heads at the major flop of a party. The Scorpians would be trying to get laid.





This was my attempt at humor. I hope I didn't fail too badly.|||These 12 bored signs hold a competition. Each must come up with an idea to renew the life of the party.





Aquarius: He gets into his "MacGyver" mode. With the help of his swiss knife he rips off a television set and places inside it a few clown dolls, hosepipe, wires, ipod, gum, egg yolk and rum to come up with a system that says funny jokes to entertain people. Fact: Richard Dean Anderson is really an Aquarius! Born on 23rd Jan.





Pisces: He goes upstairs to look in his room for the ultimate fairy tale book which he won at an auction on ebay. He paid $5000 for it. He just wants to keep the party alive by telling everyone fairy tales.





Aries: Gets to the car to see how many condoms he has cuz he has an idea to create an orgy party.





Taurus: He'll disappear! The party got lame. He won't invest his mind to come up with anything, but once everyone starts enjoying again he'll be back.





Gemini: He is arguing with his other half. While one head wants to introduce some pots to the party, the other one wants to just tell a few jokes.





Cancer: He goes to the kitchen to hold an iron chef competition. This way no one will go home "half empty" stomach!





Leo: He is bringing his drums and bass guitar to hold a one man metal concert.





Virgo: He is making some notes. What is it about? Its about how many sponges, ajax cans, windex bottles and vacuum cleaners he needs! For him, nothing is more entertaining than just having a group cleaning session.





Libra: He doesn't know what he wants to do. He is lost. So he is looking at what others are doing.





Scorpio: He comes up with the idea to play a game where one person would hide a beer bottle and everyone else would look for it. He decides that the first one to get hold of the bottle will win an access to ex girlfriends' private facebook profiles and email accounts. He will do it for the winner as a prize.





Sagittarius: He plans on holding a confrontation session where all 12 signs will get to spit out all the negative things they have in mind about one another.





Capricorn: He decides to make a talk show in the living room. Its based on finance. Every sign will get a chance to talk here about his financial woes and find suggestions on how to fix it in the future.|||I'm an aries and I was at a lame party last night. Everybody was SUPER BORING. I tried talking to everyone and being posotive anyways, and once I got a little bit drunk I was yelling to everybody to get drunk.|||Aquarius might turn up a super retarded song and ask his/her friends to dance along with them on the tables


Or they might rummage around the place|||This question has inspired me. :D





Anyways, An aries would break something in the house.





Dunno about the others.