Wednesday, September 14, 2011

What would each zodiac sign be doing at a classical party?

Suppose it's one of those classical parties with the wine, classical music, long dresses, and suits. What would each zodiac do and what would their status and role be? (for example: Leo - sitting on the throne, wealthy, king.) Include your zodiac sign and if you'd like, you can create your own setting. (like in Venice, Italy; in the 18th century; or a masked party)|||I love classy/glamorous parties...im a leo and i know i would be dressed classy/sexy/mysterious...and i know i would be drawing attention on myself without trying too hard...I was invited to a cocktail party a few weeks ago and that's exactly how it went :) it was awesome!|||uv been watching too much tv.|||Aries - Is in the center of a large group of people, talking loudly about how THEIR last party was so much better, daring Aquarius to try and out drink them, while simultaneously rolling his/her eyes at Leo, who keeps trying to butt into the conversation.





Taurus - Keeps going up to the buffet tables and refilling his/her plate, trying to keep moving so as not to fall asleep.





Gemini - Is the host of the party, flitting around with a champagne flute in hand, making the rounds with each group of people and gossiping about everyone else after they are out of earshot.





Cancer - Is in a restroom stall moping. He/she didn't really want to come out and party because they didn't want to leave their lover, and is now texting said lover "I miss you" "what are you doing" about a million times because they are not getting a response.





Leo - Is tired of all the attention being on Aries and "accidentally" bumps into Aries, causing drinks to splash on them both. Much to Aquarius' delight, the Aries and Leo begin shoving each other, knocking over the violinist.





Virgo - Studying the buffet table, wondering how they are going to even eat anything on there after Taurus has breathed on all the food and touched the bread with their bare hands instead of using the tongs. Wants to approach Taurus on proper soiree etiquette, and is deciding how to do so tactfully.





Libra - In the bathroom checking his/her hair and taking self pictures in the mirror, wondering why the heck their Aquarius crush isn't paying attention to them.





Scorpio - Only went to the party to spy on their ex, and is sitting at a corner table looking at the steak knives and wondering how they can be used as revenge weapons.





Sagittarius - Is already shamefully wasted by the time they arrive, and is going up to random groups of people and showing them how they can catch peanuts in their mouth.





Capricorn - Keeps checking their watch while shaking his/her head in disapproval at Virgo and Taurus at the buffet table. Capricorn decides to lecture them both on proper etiquette before leaving abruptly due to an "important" business meeting in the morning. It IS Saturday night after all.





Aquarius - Loves being in the front row of the Aries/Leo brawl and gathers everyone in a circle for the "show", all the while cheering for Aries because Leo is just so darn annoying.





Pisces - Sitting at the corner table opposite Scorpio, wondering where their Cancer friend has wandered off to. If Cancer doesn't come back soon Pisces might end up calling their therapist tonight asking why no one loves them.

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